{"id":46,"date":"2019-06-13T14:17:33","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T18:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/confusianity.com\/?page_id=46"},"modified":"2020-04-27T07:32:07","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T11:32:07","slug":"call-god","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/call-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Call God"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t<div id=\"gap-225170546\" class=\"gap-element clearfix\" style=\"display:block; height:auto;\">\n\t\t\n<style>\n#gap-225170546 {\n  padding-top: 10px;\n}\n<\/style>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\">Have you ever wanted to talk directly with the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY? <br>Well today\u2019s your lucky day.<br><br>Rant. Praise. Question away. <br> Whatever you want to say&#8230; now\u2019s your chance.<br><br><\/span><\/p>\n\t<div class=\"img has-hover x md-x lg-x y md-y lg-y\" id=\"image_118065745\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"img-inner dark\" >\n\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1020\" height=\"232\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?fit=1020%2C232&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-large size-large\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?resize=300%2C68&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?resize=768%2C175&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?resize=1024%2C233&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/confusianity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/CallGod3.png?resize=600%2C137&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" title=\"\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n<style>\n#image_118065745 {\n  width: 100%;\n}\n<\/style>\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\n<h6 data-padding=\"5px\">&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6 data-padding=\"2px\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 40%;\">*God\u2019s voicemail is intended for entertainment purposes only. Sorry, answered prayers not a guarantee. In fact, he probably doesn\u2019t even exist\u2026 or at least, not the way you think he does. (He\u2019s probably not even a \u201che\u201d.) You really think \u201cHe\u201d chose to reveal himself to some ancient illiterate Middle Eastern goat herders and then disappear forever\u2026 only to reappear to condemn you to an eternity of burning hellfire after you die because you didn\u2019t believe some ancient legends? But I digress. By leaving a voicemail for God, you agree to have your message featured publicly on Confusianity media outlets (if your message is deemed \u201cworthy\u201d). Now go ahead&#8230; call God&#8230; vent, praise him, rebuke him, get it all out&#8230; enjoy yourself. Have fun&#8230; it may even be therapeutic. Only one way to find out. Call now. God is standing by (or not).<\/span><\/strong><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wanted to talk directly with the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY? Well today\u2019s your lucky day. Rant. Praise. Question away. Whatever you want to say&#8230; now\u2019s your chance. &nbsp; *God\u2019s voicemail is intended for entertainment purposes only. Sorry, answered prayers not a guarantee. In fact, he probably doesn\u2019t even exist\u2026 or at least, not [&#8230;]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/confusianity.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}